Ever wonder why? This test might give you a few clues...

Take this simple test and find out:

1) When you invite people over to your house for a party, they:
A) Laugh and question whether anyone will show up at all.
B) Come over but everyone just winds up watching TV.
C) Prostrate themselves and beg for mercy.

2) When you meet a girl you are attracted to, you:
A) Ask for her phone number so you can get together again some time.
B) Flatter her incessantly and lavish her with gifts.
C) Turn into Robert the Bruce and chase her over the moors.

3) Your children won't listen to you. You:
A) Threaten them with the loss of TV privileges for a week.
B) Try to talk out your differences to make the house a happier place.
C) You ignite a bush and engrave your immutable rules into stone tablets threatening to cast any who stray into flaming pits for eternity.

4) You are bored. You decide now is the time to:
A) Organize your laundry into dark, and white wash.
B) Plan various random violent crimes.
C) Finally get around to separating the firmament from the earth and start working on night and day.

5) When you return home from work you take:
A) The bus.
B) A carpool on the freeway.
C) You work at home.

6) It's dinnertime. Unfortunately your cupboard is bare and you have no money. You:
A) Hunt for road-kill.
B) Humbly ask your neighbor for assistance.
C) Transubstantiate and nibble on your limbs.

7) You are having a child! You:
A) Pass around cigars to all your friends.
B) Knit or crochet lace curtains.
C) Buy a lot of strong pain relievers because the doctor tells you the kid will spring forth fully grown from your split head.

8) The people you hang around with have names like:
A) Joe, Bill, Mary, Ziggy.
B) Pedro, Maria, Zapata, Francisco.
C) Ayn Rand, Dwight Eisenhower, Mithra, Sekmet, Horus.

9) At sporting events you fondly remember the good 'ole days when:
A) Players didn't charge kids 20 bucks for an autograph.
B) The beer had bubbles in it.
C) The winners of the handball game would have their chests splayed open, and their still-beating hearts would be offered to you in sacrifice.

10) Do you believe in personality typing?
A) Yes.
B) No.
C) How dare you question my existence, you puny mortal!


Total up the number of A's, B's and C's you scored.
Compare the result to the chart below:

1-3 C's:

You'd like to think you are all-powerful, but lack conviction. You probably only have one or two small altars in someone's shed in the countryside. Apply yourself more in the realms of subjugating mankind and exposing him to your whim. Try forcing some guy to write a book about you.

4-6 C's:

You might very well be an INTJ, but you can't be sure.
Try going outside every day and hurling thunderbolts around the park. Randomly choose a city to be destroyed. Think happy thoughts.

6+ C's:

You don't really need to be told this (since you're omniscient), but most likely you are an INTJ. Don't panic. It's not the end of the world. Well, it could be if you ever get angry enough, so keep that temper in check. Perhaps you should quit your day job and start a band or something. Send copious riches to the giver of this test.