You Might Be AN INTJ If...

(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and "You might just be an Engineer if...")

You might just be an INTJ if

-If you introduce your wife as your spousalunit.com.
-If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
-If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
-If you can name all 5 Star Trek movies but don't remember what the "T" stands for in "James T. Kirk".
-If the only jokes you receive are through email.
-If the only jokes you understand are through email.
-If your wrist watch has more computing power than an AMD.
-If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the sound byte in the right place.
-If your ideal evening consists of watching favorite movies over again looking for new one-liners to spring on your friends.
-If you can carry on a one-hour debate over a point of trivia and make sense.
-If you are convinced you can build an optical fazer out of your iPod and your mobile.
-If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.
-If you have never backed-up your hard drive.
-If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games, but are afraid to say it out loud.
-If you truly believe aliens are living among us.
-If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance, thinking "I'll fix that someday".
-If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is" because you don't care how it looks as long as it works.
-If you see a good design and still have to change it because you can do it better.
-If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
-If you have a functioning Epson color printer/fax/copier, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
-If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.
-If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
-If your I.Q. number runs off the scale but you can't balance your checkbook.
-If you can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
-If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already.
-If people avoid a party where you pick out the music.
-If you can't remember where you parked your car coming out of the local discount store.
-If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
-If you spend more on your home computer than your car.
-If you know what XHTML stands for.
-If your three year old asks why we're here and you try to explain quantum entanglement.
-If your 4 basic food groups are: Caffeine, Pizza, Chocolate, and Chocolate.
-If you can identify with the statement “I love it when a plan comes together.”

Leane Roffey Line
c. 2006